I usually don't bother you nice folks in internet land with my troubles, but I'm gunna let you in on a little something that happened to me that I felt the need to rant about it like the Deviantspace whore that I am. So if you wanna read a not very entertaining story abut laugh heartily at my misfortunes, then I introduce to you:Sheepi's Storytime.
So I finally got round to going off and going to sit my drivers license, because I'm the king of Procrastinating I really should have done it months ago. Anyway, I fill out the form and smile nicely to the lady at the desk, and she goes "now you gots to do an eye exam Mr.Sheeps", so I'm all like "This'll be easy!" cos I love to show everyone just how good my young hawklike eyes are.
She whips out the big chart, and she goes "read the 4th column please"
So I'm standing there like a moron waiting for these letters to come into focus... but they're totally not coming into focus. Now this wasn't just a little measly fail, this was epic, I couldn't even read the big letters at the top, ya'know, the really easy ones you look at and think "how the hell could anyone not get them".
Well now you know, I couldn't get them.
So driving receptionist lady points me off to the Optometrist man, and he runs his tests, and he "Um's" and "Ah's" and tries his best not to laugh at my failure to distinguish the difference between a red and a green circle, and in the end he slaps me with this $600 pair of glasses that I've been desperately trying to avoid for my entire life.
I've always prided myself in holding my ground and never being quite near enough to the edge to fall into that great sea of nerdiness; but the big man in the sky just did the assholish thing and stabbed my eyes with the divine forks of injustice and gave me a nice little push right in there.
lesigh...Long story short:
My eyes are absolutely fucked, Dr Optometrist reckoned that in about 6 months I wouldn't have any near vision at all, so in 3-5 working days I'll have myself a nice new pair of Glasses >.<.
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